Another volume of "Things I Hate"

Dear Obnoxiously Slow Driver,

It's not that I have a problem with you. I don't have a problem with your massive mini van in which you obviously do not know how to drive - I don't even mind the HUGE, OBNOXIOUS sticker on your bumper that says "SOCCER MOM'S RULE!" or "MOM'S FOR OBAMA 08"...
Mainly what I have a problem with are two things.
1. Don't pull out in front of me in traffic, especially when there's absolutely no one behind me for at least another half of a mile. Just wait the extra 10 seconds it will take for me to pass.
2. Once upon a time, in driving school, you should have learned that the LEFT LANE, is NOT for drivers that like going 10 miles under the speed limit. If you don't feel comfortable going 45-50 on North Avenue, then you need to pull into the right lane, dear, where people can pass you. It's a three lane high-way, and there's no reason why you can't drive in another lane.

Sincerely,
Aubree E. Redmond