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So I think I should clarify a few things.

John McCain. I'm voting for him. So there.

Gee, I'm so terribly sorry if I got dumped last year and ruined all your little party plans. Gosh, so terribly terribly sorry about that. What shall I do to make it up to you? Should I find another boyfriend? Huh? Right now? To please you? So that we can be the cute little foursome and we can go on double dates!? Oh so fun! Please! Let me just step outside for a moment and grab a guy and we'll go! Hurrah!

You are upset that I'm passing you. Oh dear. I'm terribly sorry.
Not. Drive faster, sucker.

Do me a favor and stop making weirdo psychopathic passes at me such as, "I need someone to cuddle with!" do you really think I want to cuddle...with you...? Huh? And who's to say that I want to cuddle at all. Maybe I'm perfectly fine not cuddling with anyone. Did you ever think about that? I AM NOT A CUDDLE WHORE.

Hello. My name is Aubree Redmond. I was home sch...Oh...what's that? You think home schoolers are anti-social retards who don't have a realistic grasp on their lives? You think they're unsuccessful losers? Or maybe you just think they're super genius computer geeks who only know how to communicate with electronic things? Is that it? Or maybe you feel now that I've relayed to you the fact that I was schooled differently than you were through elementary and high school that you have the right to put me under a full blown formal interrogation...hmm...let's think about these things for a while...
Can I punch you in the face now?

HERE! LET ME BABYSIT YOUR BRAT CHILDREN SO THAT YOU CAN PAY ME 5 DOLLARS AN HOUR WHICH IS BELOW THE LEGAL AVERAGE FOR MINIMUM WAGE. OH SURE. YES. I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN ARE SIMPLY THE APPLES OF MY EYES AND I WAIT EVERY SECOND BY THE PHONE FOR YOU TO CALL AND ASK ME TO WATCH THEM! YES! OF COURSE! OF COURSE!

PA LEASE...for my sake, yours, and everyone in a 40 foot radius of your's sake, TAKE A SHOWER.

People who pick their zits in public and then wipe the puss on their shirt should not be allowed IN public period.

Speaking of periods, I'm getting mine soon. Can you tell?

Ok. I'm done.