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Ok so I have a few things I'd like to say.

1. At Borders Books in Wheaton, there's a book in the erotica section called Tickle My Pickle. Don't ask how I found that it. And no, I don't know what it's about. All know is that it's called Tickle My Pickle and that's hilarious.

2. I almost got skunked on one of my runs the other day. It would've sucked. Fortunately, the skunk ran away.

3. I tried to convince my Kindergartners today that I was married to Mario. I was like "His brother's name is Luigi...he's a plumber...he fights Bowser." They weren't buying it.

4. I also drew a little Italian man on my hand today and was chasing them around with it screaming "WAIT!!! WAIT!!! I MAKE-A YOU SOME MEAT-A-BALLS!!!" in an Italian accent. I have a lot of fun at my job...occasionally at the children's expense.

5. I openly admitted today that I used to eat play-dough...like a lot...when I was really old...like 14.

6. I like my job because I get to act like a moron and yell a lot.